i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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