Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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