I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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