that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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