why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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