...so i touched it.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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