Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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