Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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