She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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