Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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