Your mouth is God's brothel.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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