She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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