I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize