it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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