Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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