I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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