the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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