She's JV to your varsity
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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