So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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its like you know when i get waxed
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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