Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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