Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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