oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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