she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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