if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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