all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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