Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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