Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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