belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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