After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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