kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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