i jhust puked up my retainher.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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