I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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