Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I love you.
Bad choice
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