he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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