Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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