according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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