you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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