it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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