at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize