margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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