So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
