We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I could fuck to npr.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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