i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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