areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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