this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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