Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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