So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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