Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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