I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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