the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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