Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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