I got chris browned last night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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