I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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