That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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